Francis' dad
Cantaloupe AI
New Orleans, LA, USA
Posted on Feb 2, 2026
About the Role
Francis is accepting applications for a dad. His current standards are high but fair. This role requires dedication, patience, and a willingness to center your life around a dog who believes he is the main character.
What you'll do
- Provide daily meals on a strict schedule (Francis will remind you)
- Walk Francis regardless of weather, mood, or personal plans
- Offer belly rubs on demand
- Speak in a special voice exclusively reserved for Francis
- Defend Francis in all disputes (even when he is clearly wrong)
- Apologize when you accidentally step over him
What we're looking for
- Must enjoy dogs more than people
- Comfortable being woken up early for no clear reason
- Ability to interpret stares as urgent communication
- Strong treat-dispensing skills
- Emotional resilience when Francis ignores you
