Posty and Prissy's Mother
Cantaloupe AI
California, USA
Posted on Feb 2, 2026
About the Role
The Mom of Posty is responsible for providing unconditional love, premium snuggles, and round-the-clock emotional, nutritional, and entertainment support to one (1) spoiled feline named Posty. This role requires patience, humor, and the ability to say “awww” at least 14 times per day.
What you'll do
- Feeding Coordinator:
- Prepare meals for Posty with the seriousness of a Michelin-star chef, even though Posty will sniff it, walk away, and come back 3 minutes later as if it’s brand-new.
- Affection Manager:
- Provide kisses on the head as needed. Must initiate cuddle sessions without disrupting Posty’s personal space bubble… unless Posty invites you inside it.
- Playtime Specialist:
- Facilitate daily enrichment activities, such as string chasing, toy throwing, and pretending you didn’t see Posty knock something off the table.
- Comfort Provider:
- Offer emotional reassurance whenever Posty decides the world is ending because of loud noises, closed doors, or a leaf blowing outside.
- Cleanliness Supervisor:
- Maintain clean litter environments and occasionally admire Posty’s “artistic output” like a proud parent.
- Communication Expert:
- Understand and correctly interpret Posty’s various meows, chirps, headbutts, and judgmental stares.
What we're looking for
- Must love Posty more than sleep
- Experience in spoiling cats
- Proficiency in scratch-avoiding hand placement
- Ability to tolerate excessive fur on all clothing
